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Waldo

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    in Clan Searching

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    So Malice closed so I'm looking for a new clan I guess. I'm looking for an active, mid-sized clan with active and interesting forums and is F2p based. I suck at p2p but I'm willing to participate in p2p events if the clan is fun and interesting enough (and doesn't rage at me when I come in **** gear). I've got 2 accounts that are roughly the same stats but in an effort to make this post look longer I'll be posting both.

     

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    I have a lot of clanning experience but I'm not as active now as I was before. If interested my past clans are in my sig.

     

    Peace

    Teaching Through Runescape

    in Clan Discussion Archive

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    Originally posted by me on Malice forums. I thought the PW community might enjoy this. If you don't then you're either stupid or retarded.

     

    Note: Actual knowledge of the Korean war would help

     

    Once upon a time there were two rival clans. These two clans were North Korea and South Korea. South Korea believed that people should only be allowed to have 1-20 defense while North Korea believed in 1-39 defense. This caused these two clans to hate each other and call each other such names as "mains", "*******", and "communists".

    At some point the North Koreans realized that the one known as Inu Baek-soon was once a South Korean and therefore South Korea sucks **** and is bad at calling. So North Korea initiated a flame war and crashed South Korea with their spy network led by Milky Sun-Bing. South Koreans were so ashamed of giving birth to Inu that they got pushed down to level 5 wildy before finally saying "**** this brb calling USA". At this point the US armed with their rune armor tanks and led by general I MacArthur I crashed the fight of EOP vs MM. The North Koreans then tried to make some ******** topics on the UN with fake screenies of 30 people in **** gear spamming "MM cleared". When it was clear that no one cared about North Korea being crashed the North Koreans ran to single. At this point South Korea got greedy and thought they could fill their banks with loot so chased North Koreans deeper and deeper into the wildy until China got tired of their ******** and led by Chairman Walli with 100 strong loyal followers decided to intervene and team with North Korea. FOEOP then counter-pushed South Korea and the USA until all 4 clans were ended up at BH. At this point clan members got tired of fighting a runescape war for 3 years and so North Korea and China stayed north of BH and brought up spam towers of "Gf Capitalism you tried" while South Korea and the USA massed up at Chaos alter and had a spam tower of "Communism Cleared". Both these teams presented their war topics to the UN but ended up just flaming each other. Finally, UN leader Omni the Judge said "**** this **** imma lay down dat ban hammer" and locked both topics. These world leaders would proceed to ***** in private about the UN being biased but in the end not a single **** was given.

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