Milky

This topic is brought to you by EoP's minister of defence, aka Milky aka yours truly.

Well we had a fairly relaxed trip, hitting whatever the wilderness gave us and ending with a 2.0 kdr. Cba to write description paragraphs because my girl is coming over soon but we basically fought TLP, CP, Z, POP and crashed some fights. Thanks to everyone we fought for the action today and special thanks to all the EoP members who showed up. See you guys next week!

Anotha day anotha dolla. We came out with a fairly shite pull of 55 but didn't rly matter seeing as our extensive network of spies allowed us to have plenty of locations of clans with lower pulls. For some reason Fatality teamed with some clan called Young Rebels to outpull us, yet they didn't have a spy in us thus couldn't use their invites against us anyway.




Kinda a waste but meh. Instead we chased around FOE and killed the rest of the clans below us in what turned out to be a pretty decent trip, started off slow but ended with us clearing 3 clans at once.

This trip is dedicated to Jenna. Last night the EoP TS crew decided to get on chat roulette and mess around. Our warlord, Acey, was streaming his screen and came across a girl named Jenna. About 10 minutes into spitting his game, he managed to get her Skype details. We instantly had a quick mass and peaked at 40 people on the live stream, but of course the link got leaked to another clan, in which they sent her an ip grabber and ddosed her. Although Milky did manage to get her nudes later on, we were ****** at the clan who ddos'd Jenna, and hit them a couple times today to make their K/D negative.


(woulda included cp but for some reason they dont work on dis ****)



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Eruption of Pures vs The Last Pures

We started off our trip canoeing up to mossies and seeing some Fatality/YR for the first and last time today. About 5 YR kids started trying to fight us in single and all 5 of them got banged in single, with overheads up. Kinda embarassing. Anyway we hopped to FOE's world and heard they were at ne steps. We walked around multi east of mossies waiting for them to come, eventually 1 or 2 lost sheep walked by our fall in and got banged, at which point we lost patience and went to rush FOE in single, although they logged out by the time we got there. We managed to kill a few stragglers and then went on our way.

Eventually we got word that there was a clan in multi, with TLP near the west grave entrance. We rushed them in multi just southeast of ne steps, and the fight generally consisted of us pushing them south and getting koes. By the time we'd pushed them south of bh the fight was nearing its conclusion, at which point MM crashed from the north, and we moved northwest into single and logged.



Eruption of Pures vs Plague of Pures + Zenith

We were finally able to organize a run-in with FOE, and while we waited for them to leave edge we went to get pray at CA, where we were rushed unexpectedly by POP. They got some pretty big balls these guys, but that was not enough to prevent us clearing them fairly quickly, not losing too many.

But the funny part comes when Zenith rushes in spamming "blame Milky", for some reason thinking that we were drastically weakened by fighting POP and that they could clear us. There were hardly any POP left by the time Z rushed and we quickly got our own spams up of "blame your retarded leadership" as the kids who thought they were gwas'ing us got banged down to edge. Took the best part of 2 minutes to wipe CA clean of zenith as our piles and movement at CA are too good. Upon hearing that MM were coming to hit us, we grabbed some pray and logged out.



Eruption of Pures vs Plague of Pures vs Hostility vs Final Ownage Elite

We heard FOE were out and about, clearing some POP around ghost hut, and we immediately headed over. Hostility rushed in for some reason shortly before we did, so we rushed in at ghost hut making it a 4-way cluster. We got a lot of quick koes inside the hut, and FOE very quickly gave up and ran south to CA, while we cleaned up the remaining pop/hi. MM then rushed from sperm so we dipped to lobby mostly intact.



Eruption of Pures vs Plague of Pures vs Zenith vs Corrupt Pures

Ok well we grabbed a bank after our last feast, and headed back out to fight FOE, only for them to pm me saying they were ending, so nice one lads. So ye we were like ok, but we heard that CP had just crashed Z vs POP at ca, and headed over to AC.

We hopped at 18 ports and rushed the ca gap, where we found mostly CP whom we easily pushed back into the altar while dropping their kids out of run. Inside the altar was a fuckfest of people from all the 3 other clans, and we played it smart, staying compact and sniping sections of the fight while taking hardly any damage. After about 5 minutes of fighting we completely cleared the Chaos Altar of CP, Z and POP, and got a quick regroup and pray/rest.

We were pretty low food from clearing 3 clans at CA, but while Z and CP regrouped somewhere we heard POP were at the trees west of CA, and we rushed them there. We fought there for a while but their low ass cb average made it difficult, and after killing all the kids above 85 combat we called to head south to level 15 to get a regroup, upon hearing that CP and Z were about to re-rush. We fused on goop and rushed up to 18s, with CP and Z immediately scattering, and we chased them from 18s all the way to hills and across to east drags, binding and dropping them 1 by 1, until the last remaining CP member teleported in single.





Well after a succesful day of killing foe/cp/z we decided to call it a day. Thanks for the fights to clans that gave us them, shoutout to MM for fingering Fi+YR all day, and see y'all next time :)















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Today we drove Fatality ranks and members to the point of tears, and beyond. We scared them out of the wilderness to the extremity that they were asking clans for fights in clan wars instead of getting demolished by us, as their members complained about dying "40 times" and left en masse.

During trip:

[14:07] <Pbk0> yo
[14:07] <[EoP]Goop> yes
[14:07] <Pbk0> Want to fight 1v1 as clans
[14:07] <Pbk0> in red portal
[14:07] <[EoP]Goop> LOL

[03:13:14pm] <[Fi]Addy_Daddy> dangerous f2p pkri in clan wars?

Fi ranks kicking and screaming in our irc channel after the trip with some non-sensical drivel:

[08:20:29] * [Fi]Flash_Cutter ([email protected]) has joined #Clan-eop
[08:20:32] <[Fi]Flash_Cutter> Day 5: EOP cannot compete with Fi so call LS aka a main clan to help them. Now they No honour and ddos Fi forums and show a huge weakness in their leadership
[08:20:32] <[Fi]Flash_Cutter> Day 5: EOP cannot compete with Fi so call LS aka a main clan to help them. Now they No honour and ddos Fi forums and show a huge weakness in their leadership
[08:20:32] <[Fi]Flash_Cutter> Day 5: EOP cannot compete with Fi so call LS aka a main clan to help them. Now they No honour and ddos Fi forums and show a huge weakness in their leadership

[08:20:32] * [Fi]Flash_Cutter was kicked by BanHammer (Stop repeating yourself!)

As you can see by the KDR chart, we weren't the only clan to feast on Fi today, with another 130 kills coming from clans like MM, Z and FOE:



and omfg what is this lmfao? apparantley Fi leaders can't count.









Eruption of Pures vs Plague of Pures / Zenith

We started off our trip sniffing around for Fi, and their cheesy scent led us to hills. Unfortunately they'd dipped out of the world, and then out of the blue POP rushed us from north hill. We dispatched of them fairly quickly (respect for having the balls to fight tho), and as we were getting re-organized we were rushed by Zenith from the north. We dragged it back to the hunter sign to get everyone regrouped, and began sniping everyone against the lava. We pulled east to get Zenith sandwiched against it and allowed us to pick off easy piles. At this point unfortunately MM crashed, so we dipped to easts and logged.



Eruption of Pures vs Final Ownage

FO didn't have a very good trip today either, gettin like a .4 kd or something, presumably punished by MM, as the FOEtality alliance was well and truly stomped today. We contributed our bit too, by rushing them near 18 ports with roughly even opts. We ran through them and took the south to have the returning advantage, which worked even better as they seemed to get split in two and allow some free k0es south of us. We got word MM were coming to crash FO (think they crashed all their fights today lel), so we got north of them in advance and continued fighting, when MM rushed from the south and banged pretty much the entirety of FO as we ran to ne steps and logged.



Eruption of Pures vs Fatality

Finally we were given a chance to fight Fi, as we got word they were at ruins in our world. We headed over to ne steps and awaited our final few opts to get in range, when LS rushed us in single. We logged out and waited for them to go away, then logged back in and potted up. Fi were still chilling north of ruins, and as we rushed them they seemed unprepared, as we immediately pushed them east towards the FOE trees. At this point LS crashed from behind us, so we strategically pulled south into the ruins and allowed Fi to rush us and take the north side, meaning they were being wrecked by us and LS at once.

As their clearly out-of-their-depth leadership seemed unable to cope with the situation and allowed us to keep them sandwiched for the majority of the fight, the Fi thinned from the map and were mostly cleared. Their last few started running around the furnace to stall for returns as we started killing LS. We coulda dipped and claimed the win, but we knew Fi would pull the ol' come-back-after-we're-cleared-and-claim-a-win tactic they did a few weeks ago when they racked up 200 kills and 400 deaths against us, so we stayed around and killed returner after returner as they were too dumb to get an actual regroup.

They gave up returning from mossies and started trying to return from the south secretly, unforunately our many spies notified us and we headed south, banged our their last returners near the bh steps, and upon hearing they'd called off returns, headed to edge with our ***** hard as **** (or nipples in our femalez case)




Eruption of Pures vs Zenith / Fatality

This was one long ass fight that was messy but fun as hell. It started with like 6 clans being in the same world and no-one really wanting to make the first move. Eventually a few of them hopped off to another world, and unexpectedly Zenith rushed us in single. We killed them for a while until we heard Fi were about to rush us as well, so we pulled north and got a regroup awaiting their rush. They rushed us in single with their now depleted opts and provided easy kills for us, i'm not sure why seeing as they have the highest def average in the pure community, but we got a massive amount of bangs and soon they were virtually cleared.

We pulled north to multi to finish it, only for them to run off south to regroup, lel. Anyway we got some returns here and we did eventually get rushed, but by Zenith. We fought them for a while, and despite the good fight we ended up clearing them sorta east of rune rocks.

Fatality had finally finished regrouping and were sitting south of oldgate. We rushed in and punished them even harder than the first fight, as their returns were slower it made the fight even easier, as we just stayed at old gate and killed any idiots who were dragged into our pile (which was a lot). Once we saw the fight was pretty much over, we got out our c.scims and pushed onto them, clearing the entirity of Fi just as we heard MM had hopped near spider hill and were coming to crash.

After we logged out our spies told us that Fi had returned to the spot to claim a win, which then hilariously backfired as they got rushed by MM. Guess thats what you'd call a propaganda fail.



Well with Fi collecting nearly another 300 deaths to add to their mass tally, they decided to end on the lowest of notes, and we decided to do the same.

Unfortunately our trip was ruined because i thought i logged out when our trip ended but some LS kid came up and attacked me while i was writing this topic and killed me for my c.scim. **** dat ****.











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