Bass

WHY I LOVE RICE

Lol typical asian

This.

 

 

 

CR talks enough **** as it is even after we're quiet, which is kind of rare to see. Then Boom. When Zenith originally asked us to come in for the save I said no untill Amy said it was CR. So, CarpeDiem, Sieze The Day, if you're going to be a little flamendhide clan, at least accept a declaration or shut your little pre-pubertized mouths.

Someone has a big e-****

Use FireFox.

This^

lazy bump

Well at least they made PvP worlds laggier.

Thats what I wanted.

Im guessing you wanted people to comment on the sig and not whats in it?

Id go 8/10.

Its a little bit dull but I think you were going for that, which is +props for originality.

The background is naise too.

^This

Thank you good sir. ^

You guys are all very lucky for me to bring this guide to PW.

In the past this has been strictly reserved for my clan only.

Tip 1: Food

27 Swordfish. Pizzas are for *******.

Whats that? Anchovies heal more hp total? **** THAT

GET YOUR HP FAST AND HARD LIKE A MAN!

Tip 2: Clicking

It's a proven fact that clicking on a swordfish as fast as you can increases effectiveness. If you can manage to click on it fast enough, it may heal you spontaneously to full hp. Trust me.

Tip 3: Chat effects

Chat effects will confuse and confound your opponents and get them off of you. They'll have to stop and think "Was he really typing that while he should have been tanking?" By then you'll be miles away.

What ever you do, DO NOT mess up chat effects. Misfired chat effects is the number one cause of clan disbandment.

Tip 4: Jams

Having obnoxious rap music playing while you mini is the most important factor there is. Put yourself in unplayable lag if necessary. I cannot stress this point enough.

Tip 5: Da whip

It was proven through vigorous testing that the 2h can spontaneously max out at 89 if whipped out in a clan mini while you are being piled by 4+ people. This can startled the enemy as well as ko'ing one of them.

Tip 6: Defense

Higher defense can improve tanking ten fold.

For best effect, get 99 defense, but 60-85 is still good.

CHALLENGE AND EXTEND

For masters of "The *******" style of tanking, use bear meat and a tinder box/axe.

Well it all really depends on if my hands in the mood.

Lol all the words are hyperlinked to the pictures so the thread loads faster.

Guess its too complicated for some people O_o

Dr. Lobotomy openly endorses Carpe Diem.

lol, ive done the same with p hats, Early RS2/classic risky **** back then. :lol:

Oh dayum, nice.

and I thought I was an ******* :D

Kid tried to steal muh pixels.

And for everyone who's gonna go "lolol +1 world" +1 BH worlds go by alching value.

Join, we have doodles.

Sexy^

Heres the orig of mine.

Xbox 360.

 

Only really play GoW2.

+1 Joy

GOW2's the only game I ever play anymore.

Sexy online.

Yeah that was fun ^

That account is clanless now D:

If you know some nooby clan, tell me.

Well Ive made 4 vids total.

The quality increases as they go on. Honestly I wouldnt even waste time watching the first one :P

Anyways here the are

Raider x47 Pk Vid #1

Raider x47 Pk Vid #2 [Featuring Corrupt Scim Drop]

Raider x47 Pk Vid #3 [All BH]

Raider x47 Corrupt Vesta's P2P Pking

^The last one is the best by far

Rate plawks

Hey there, my name is Bass, Im staff in CR.

Looks like a fun forum, I enjoy pures n junk.

Hoping to have a lot of fun here :lol: