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Viesturs

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  1. strong suspicion people are lurking topic to steal new page.
  2. or lunch, whichever's more suiting at 14:15.
  3. K imma go cook myself something for breakfast
  4. My girlfriend reckons that a small ***** shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.
  5. My wife just called me. She said, "The two kids want you to take them Bowling on Saturday, then afterwards they want you to take them to the cinema." "It's either one or the other," I said, "otherwise it's too expensive." "Okay," she replied. "Which one do you prefer?" I said, "David."
  6. Our next door neighbours went mental when they found me and the wife at it like rabbits in their garden. "Get your own carrots you thieving *****!" they shouted.
  7. "What's changed since he [Dani Alves] came to Spain. He's undergone surgery on his ears, they've become smaller. And he's wearing glasses like an intellectual. However, a donkey with small ears and glasses is not all of a sudden a doctor, he's still a donkey," Parames said on Twitter.
  8. now i gotta narrow the lead back to 1 ffs
  9. Lesson #2 1. Post 2. Post 3. ???? 4. Profit? Nop, more post. 5. Post 6. Post 7. Post 8. ... .. 19. Post 20. Basque in glory for a while 21. Repeat
  10. unless you sneak in, but you won't cuz you're too awesome & amazing & other adjectives honouring your greatness that commence with "a"
  11. I mean just look, 2 more posts & imma be @ 11 pages
  12. But you gotta realize how late I arrived in this competiton.
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