Pepe

After wrecking NME in every way possible yesterday, they were only able to trick 50 kids into showing into their p2p trip, and ignored our requests for fights all day. Instead we had a fun return fight with POP, and small clusters with a few other clans, before ending our trip punishing NME in the confines of clan wars, a place where they thought they would be safe from us. Unfortunately this was not the case.

Today EoP peaked at around 65 people for another fun p2p pk trip.





Special shoutout to ma boy matt|pepsta for getting turm once again, paid for by our sponsors. EoP does a turm give away for its members every Sunday (partly why we have the highest pray average among pure clans), another reason to be a part of the Eruption.











Eruption of Pures vs Plague of Pures

With NME sitting in single for 20 minutes and not much else happening, we got wind of POP hanging around east of corp. We rushed from mossies and the fight began, we got told POP had around 70 making it a good fight, however they got into some bad clumps north as our south wrapped around and got them trapped against the lava. This resulted in us clearing them, and POP regrouped north of piper while we looted. POP's regroup rushed back down however we had near full opts and cleared it quite quickly, then rushed north to gap.

We pushed through the gap and cleared everyone north of it and advanced on GDZ to end it. Props to them for returning hard, their next regroup was at newgate, we swept up there killing their returners at gdz and hit them at newgate where they put up a bit of a fight, catching us in a few clumps on the gate, but we were able to push through it and clear the rest of them, before heading to mage bank to bank.



Eruption of Pures vs Fatality

We heard POP were fighting NME and went to crash and get some free addy platebodies, unfortunately POP cleared them before we could get there, gratz. Instead we chilled on sperm as we heard that Fi were at easts. The fight began around sperm and we dominated it from the start as the majority of those spawning in edge were Fi, however FOE crashed it before a conclusion could be reached.



Eruption of Pures vs Enemy

Well after NME mustered up about 20 kills in 80 minutes, they decided to end and get a p2p fullout with POP in clan wars, away from the big bad EoP. Unfortunately POP heard they were bringing Hazard invites with them so POP invited us to join in and make it a fun 2v2 war. We thought we'd suprise NME seeing as it is their birthday and everything, and hid outside the grotto until the last moment, then ran into the portal. We rushed in and NME scared shitless by the massive EoP warriors ran in all directions, some leaving the port, some dying and giving us free loot (twas dangerous).

When we got back outside we wished NME a happy birthday and unravelled one of the biggest revelations in pure clanning history.

That NME leader IVP's real name is actually Karl, he couldn't think of a girls name so he just rearranged the letters into Klar and hey presto.



Eruption of Pures + Final Ownage Elite vs Enemy+ Mayhem Makers

EOP + FOE Starting: ~98
MM + NME Starting: ~35

NME thought they were pretty funny by calling MM from their trip and getting them to come and 2v2 vs us and POP. We didn't think it was very fair and seeing as FOE now had no-one to punish in the wildy, they came and made it a big ol' 2 v 2 between the big 3 (and nme who are like #8). After much spam and nonsense we finally got into it, and set up our spread. With about 10 seconds to go the majority of MM left the portal, realising they were going to get destroyed with NME on their side, however NME weren't prepared and when the gate went down it was about 95v35.

NME were too slow to leave the portal and at least 10-15 of them got dropped for some free loot, which thanks to some level 130 main on their side hiding in the corner of the map, we were fully able to pick up. Thanks for the free fungal and SoL's NME, i'm impressed your members had such good gear to give us.

EOP + FOE Ending: ~98
MM + NME Ending: 0




By the time we got outside, MM had logged out completely and we had a bit more fun toying with NME. We asked them for a 1 on 1 matched p2p prep with whatever rules, however they declined, and called a miserable end to an anniversary to forget.

Gf NME, hopefully we'll see you next week.










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