girl problems help

[Owen]

so i have this friend.

i don't wanna name names cus the guy told me this in confidence,

but it's his 19th birthday coming up at the start of next month and i wanna help him out.

his moms kissed him on the lips a couple of times and he's tried to slip in the tongue,

but apart from that he's never kissed a girl.

i said he could practice with my sister but shes 4 and hes not her type.

anyway if u r around the chicago area on july 3rd pls stop by and wish my brotha ryan a happy birthday as i know it will make his day.

ty 4 ur time.

[Sparatic Gun]

no..

[`Pure]

no joke i might be in chicago il take one for the team

[Ryan-]

2 bad ill be in michigan on my birthday, gf owen lured

[Bolan]

inb4`jess

 

Happy birthday brother, welcome to the one nine club.

 

We can go party up in BC/Canada if you come to Washington instead of michigan fool.

[Xtarantulax1]

Ok deal.

[Ryan-]

inb4`jess

 

Happy birthday brother, welcome to the one nine club.

 

We can go party up in BC/Canada if you come to Washington instead of michigan fool.

cuz washington is on da way

[Kris]

19 pride ;)

[Zany]

rofl odd troll

[Bolan]

cuz washington is on da way

 

Ya idit, you're only supposed to turn right like UPS. Drew you a maptar. O'Hare-> Refuel Sea-tac -> Go to Michigan to buy $10 houses

 

 

[Michael]

gd troll is gd troll

[Ryan-]

thx bolan ill print that **** out and see you in a few weeks

[-Luke-]

ya come 2 washington ryan, visit BigBob.

[Ryan-]

ya come 2 washington ryan, visit BigBob.

ill need another map to get to ur house because bolan is probably the only guy in washington with a rune minotaur so ill just use that to find him

[Casey]

Pick me up?!?!?!??!?! I go pls we have birfday kake and stuuf ok?

[-Luke-]

ill need another map to get to ur house because bolan is probably the only guy in washington with a rune minotaur so ill just use that to find him

buying rune minotaur

[Xx F4ta1 Xx]

[Casey]

I sell rune mino, no noobs pls.

[Owen]

sparatic gun ty for your support

[Toby]

just take a load to the face.

[dotfire]

his birthday not even for another few weeks so stfu

[Owen]

soz james but you've seen ryans pic.

he needs alot of prep to find him a girl that will put out.

[Ryan-]

im in search of ghostly jess

[Guest Xihtug7]

i feel bad for you son

i got 99 problems but a ***** aint 1

[`Pure]

the girls i told him about that live near chicago will put out.

 

me and ryan- are connected via random people that we dont both know but they live near chicago so its a strong ******* connection