The Last Pures vs. Mayhem Makers

[Itz Nilton]

Was good. In the 2nd 1 you guys attacked first when we were attacking. Trigger happy kids

[Dingo]

Good job TLP.

 

 

L0l @ Walli.

[Gotcho]

Was good. In the 2nd 1 you guys attacked first when we were attacking. Trigger happy kids

 

well you had kids walking around in our spread, thats not ok =/

[Liviko]

Was good. In the 2nd 1 you guys attacked first when we were attacking. Trigger happy kids

 

Im sure ur the guy who got 1 banged and now ur mad :/

[Bryan]

No need to put down MM and say the one round that they won they won because your good people weren't in it(by watching MM's vid they clearly were)

 

GJ on your wins tho

Basically none of our main callers were in, and the ones that were in took a backseat to let less experienced call.

 

OT: Best of luck vs FOE, MM. Thanks for the preps.

[Nurse]

ownage

[Adrian-]

fun.

[Jums]

Thanks for the fights.

[`Pure]

good job,

 

[Chorus: Dido]

My pm's gone cold I'm wondering why I..

got on forums at all

The morning spam fills up my inbox..

and I can't read it all

And even if I could it'll all be junk,

but your avatar on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad,

it's not so bad..

 

 

[1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background]

[2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise]

 

 

[Eminem as 'Not A Ranqer']

Dear Speshls, I wrote but you still ain't replyin

I left my email, my IRC, and my Skype name at the bottom

I sent two apologies back in the autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem with the forums or somethin

Sometimes I click post to sloppy when im scapin

but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your starcraft?

I'm zerg rushin too, an I'm bout to be a father

If I make a clan, guess what I'ma call it?

I'ma name it Speshls

I read about your Uncle Toxic too I'm sorry

I had a friend leave his clan over some ***** who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the oldschool vids that you did with Xjosh Rage

I got a folder full of your screenshots and your pk vids man

I like the **** you did with Josh Flowers too, that **** was fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is ran...qer

 

 

[Chorus: Dido]

 

 

[Eminem as 'Korrawi']

Dear Spesh, you still ain't poked or pm'd, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's ****** UP you don't answer clanmates

If you didn't wanna talk to me on teamspeak last night

you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Blazey

That's my Forum Mod man, he's only 31 prayer

We waited in the Wilderness for you,

for four hours and you just said, "No."

That's pretty ****** man - you're like his ****** Jaedong

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to

Remember when we met in Varrock - you said if I'd write you

you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never did Nature Spirit either;

I used to always cheat and lure and spy

I can relate to what you're saying in your topics

so when I have a ****** day, I drift away and read 'em

cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your Runescape name across the chest

Sometimes I even drop my bank to see how much it hurts

It's like adrenaline, the drop party is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it

My Warlord's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But they don't know you like I know you Spesh, no one does

They don't know what it was like for people like us growin up on Teamspeak

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest oldschool you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Korrawi -- P.S.

We should PK together too

 

 

[Chorus: Dido]

 

 

[Eminem as 'Korrawi']

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last pm I ever send your ass

It's been two weeks and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two pms;

I wrote your name on 'em perfect

So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you read it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Speshls, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from Elvarg

but didn't, then Zezima saw it all, then at a 99 party Gower found him?

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late - I'm over 9000 downers now, I'm drowsy

and all I wanted was a lousy pm or a skype call

I hope you know I deleted +ALL+ of your screenshots from my folder

I love you Spesh, we coulda PK'd together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See Slim; [*screaming*] Shut up Elmo! I'm tryin to talk!

Hey Slim, that's my Warlord screamin in the trunk

but I didn't loot his stuff, I just bonesaw'd him up, see I ain't like you

cause if he teles he'll suffer more, and then he'll leave too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at Edge bridge now

Oh ****, I forgot, how'm I supposed to apologise now?

 

 

[Chorus: Dido]

 

 

[Eminem as 'Korrawi+Not A Ranqer']

Dear Speshls, we meant to pm you sooner but we just been busy

You said you're elder now, why are you so ******?

Look, Speshls We're really sorry that we would call you that

and here's our sincerest apology,

We wrote it in All MM Chat

We're sorry we didn't see you at the prep, we musta missed you

Don't think we did that **** intentionally just to diss you

But what's this **** you said about you like to drop your bank too?

We say that **** just clownin dogg,

c'mon - how ****** up is you?

You got some issues Speshls, we think you need some #counciling

to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get flamed s0n

And what's this **** about us meant to PK together?

That type of ****'ll make me not want us to trade each other

We really think you and Blazey need each other

or maybe you just need to treat him better

we hope you get to read this topic, we just hope it reaches you in time

before you k0 yourself, we think that you'll be doin just fine

if you relax a little, We're glad we inspire you but Speshls

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that we do want you in this clan

We just don't want you to do some crazy ****

We seen this one **** on the forums a couple weeks ago that made us sick

Some dude was sulking and switched himself to Elder

and wanted an apology, but he was being a ****

and on the forums they found this topic, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about, it musta been.. musta been to you

Damn!

[Failed Again]

literally listened to that song 5 min ago

 

made my day

[♥ Sandra ♥]

Well done to the both of you :)!

[DRAKEE]

Tbh i would of thought MM would of won it but goodjob :P

[BarrageKyle]

i got one too,

 

throw the jew in the shower.... and dont go against my word...

and if i wanna wear my addy... then i will and if any1 objects then i will kidnap them and tie them in my basement along with maddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

da da

l0l

[bookabooka55]

nice job TLP

[Azrael]

Nice job Tlp, good luck in your full out as well.

[w0w2many]

LOL @ WALLI. Gl on sunday MM.

[EoP Franco]

great job tlp. Gl vs Havoc :D

[Seany]

Good job TLP!

[-Taze-]

nice!

[Grifte]

rofl walli ownage

 

nice job TLP, gl sunday vs H

[Bad Kangaroo]

lmfao walli

[`Peter]

gj tlp solid as always

[Pugwest]

No need to put down MM and say the one round that they won they won because your good people weren't in it(by watching MM's vid they clearly were)

 

GJ on your wins tho

 

like it matters tbh, mm wins 1 round and posts it on youtube saying how good they can do.

 

its like killing 5 people with 100 pures vs 50 mains and saying you did good while they were clumped.

 

i dun get the point of posting 1 round but w/e not my clan.

[Taste]

Good job best of luck to both clans tomoz

walli nice poetry ******

[Trapping]

tlp and that clan wars!