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Today, the ferocious Enemians were pumped and raring to go with the prospect of adamant lootations causing tender excitement to manifest itself in our collective testicles. With some members announcing their undisputed lust for the furry goblet and others sharpening their weapons, we set off from Edgeville with a massive 46 people, peaking at an unbelievable 51 throughout what turned out to be an epic three-and-a-half hour trip.
Enemy vs We Are Royalty/ Enemy vs The Last Pures
After a fairly un-eventful first hour of our trip, we approached TLP for a run-in which they gladly accepted. After finding an appropriate world, we waited for TLP to set up at Corp whilst we got a fall in at mossies. On our way to the mossies however, we accidentally ran into WAR who were organising a run-in with Hostility in the same world. We killed as many as we could before they escaped. Once again we're sorry about this WAR, was just unlucky for you to turn up there.
We rushed into TLP and got a few quick ko's, then pulled up to the lava and held our ground there. Unfortunately, mid-way through the fight the Mayhem Makers crashed, causing each clan to dip. Being the great sports that we are, we must say that TLP probably had the edge in this fight before the crash. Thanks for the action
Enemy vs The Last Pures
This fight was not organised like the first. TLP rushed into the suprised Enemians at vents, but we quickly got our wits about us and began to pick some of the warriors from The Last Pures off. Once again, the fight was crashed but this time I believe that Enemy were in full control. Thanks again for the action
Enemy vs The Last Pures
For the third and final time, TLP rushed us at gap, but this time the Enemians were more prepared. Binding and killing people left right and centre, victory was indeed in sight when the Mayhem Makers decided to pay us another visit. Without losing many people, we got to single and logged out
Enemy vs Intense Redemption/ Enemy vs Zenith ft. Crashers
We got word that our old friends Intense Redemption were wandering aimlessly around in our world, so we decided to pay them a quick visit and ask how their monk robe revolution was going. Upon seeing them we realised that they had ditched the robes and re-equipped the armour! Utterly offended, the great lord Scott decided to wreak havoc upon their heavy chests, firing arrows and crashing his scimitar upon their shiny green platebody's.
Once IR were dealt with, Zenith wandered in behind us so we decided to hit them up too. Before the fight began to take any shape whatsoever, a number of clans decided to crash. Rather than risking our precious Kill/Death Ratio, we decided to get out as fast as humanly possible.
Enemy vs Zenith/ Enemy vs Corrupt Pures
In an attempt to make up for our unsuccessful first fight against Zenith, we organised another run it with them. We charged into them with scimitars held high and our thoughts deepened through the overwhelming power of prayer. With both clans performing particularly well, the fight looked like it could have gone either way. But it didn't. Instead, something spectacular happened. In the distance a spine-tingling roar could be heard. A roar that caused both Enemians and the brilliantly blue Zenith lords to pause and shudder in anticipation. The only sound on Earth that every human being alive can instantly recognise. It was the sound of the Chain69cc Massing Horn.
"No, I will not stand for this" screamed Scott, his blood-stained clothes glimmering in the moonlight. Leaping as high as a mountain top, he pounced upon the onrushing Chain and immediately performed a much needed circumcision upon his extremely shrivelled pink torpedo. Unfortunately for CP, their great leader Chain bled out from the resulting injuries. Without Chain, CP fell apart and the Enemians pounced, picking them off all the way back to single.
Taking out the garbage
We heard CP had engaged in action with our friends Zenith at corp. Not wanting to miss an opportunity like this, we charged in and immediately caused CP to book it back to their old home; the Moss Giants. Cue a one-and-a-half hour return "fight" with CP. The emphasis within the last sentence has to be on the word fight, as it was never much of a fight and more a massacre. It was throughout this fight that Enemy experienced a shocking forty deaths - but an extraordinary 120+ kills. Yes, by that statistic alone you can guess how this fight went.
With CP members leaving their own clan chats mid-way through the fight in order to spare their own blushed on their cherished KDR list, Enemy just continuously pummeled CP into oblivion. Any one of their members that even attempted to step outside single was immediately binded and killed. Members from other clans such as Hi, EoP and MM even came along to cheer us on. With invents full of loot and out lust for blood satisfied, we left the fight as clear victors.
I'd like to thank every Enemy member for showing up today and making this a truly wonderful trip. For those 40ish of you that stayed the whole trip; top effort lads! And to CP: Maybe it's time you started focusing on your own clan instead of ours. After all, even since your promises of "closing us" and your "slumping" comments, we have done nothing but improve.