Scotts Law

Very nice, going to uni?

You'd be wrong xD

Who are you? Using good grammar structure does not make you sound intelligent, in this case you sound like a retard. "Far greater commitment" Is that what under 50% pull weekend in and out is? Accepting people to your clan with 2 posts? Not just one or two either, your whole clan is a joke and everyone knows it, but they also realize it's the easiest to get in, but when people see how much being in MM sucks compared to everyone else MM's "Reign" (aka not getting any action at all and teaming with hf every weekend) will end. Foe will always be the better clan, fullout us if you want to prove otherwise. Cheers I'm sorry, but since I can't speak to you face to face then the only way to convey intelligence is through good grammar and spelling. And as for the question "who are you?" - I'm Scott, a consistent A grade student currently studying law at a very good sixth form and someone who has been accepted into a top 10 UK university to continue my studies. Sorry if that is not intelligent enough for you but it's getting increasingly difficult to keep up with the intellectual capacities of all the 14 & 15 year olds in FOEOP. As for your comment about commitment, people turning up for weekend events does not just signify commitment. Plenty of things happen behind the scenes where you and your clan don't have access to, no matter how good your "spies" are. Besides, if it only takes a 50% pull to wipe both EoP and FOE off of the face of RuneScape then what is the point in pulling higher? If anything that would just make you idiots run faster. Next, our clan is a joke? Ok... let me remind you of what happened on Saturday. We spent a good 45 minutes on sperm hill waiting for EOP to leave single. The second they finally do leave, FOE comes rushing in behind MM and we get sandwiched inbetween you both. Your excuse for waiting in single was that HF was near, but HF were in P2P so that was obviously another ******** excuse used by your **** leadership team to keep all of you buttered up. So tell me, which clan is the joke? The clan that fights whatever they pull, outnumbering by 20 or outnumbered by 20 or the clan that only fights when their boyfriends are ready to rush in after them? As for MM being the easiest clan to get in to... Well our requirements speak for themselves really. Highest requirements amongst any pure clan and still no 30 defence allowed within the clan. So, just re-evaluate what you deem easy please. Your last comments are just irrelevant drivel that I won't even bother responding to. And to Jetman: You are undoubtedly at this moment in time the biggest idiot on these forums, simply because of your response. I sincerely felt my IQ drop a few points by just reading what you wrote. Lastly, to the guy with 26 posts who called me a newfag: hypocrite. Hope that clears some things up for you people.

Ownagers of Asspirates

Pulling ~45% of your clan is some intense commitment. You act like Mm has never ran from Foe for hours before, you act like Mm has never crashed Foe before, you act like MM and Hf didn't start the teaming, you act like Mm never posts fake topics, you act like you'll actually do anything different than what you are doing now. You most likely aren't going to do anything but flame on Pw and get about 0 fights every weekend. Eop and Foe will fight each other out-opted because they both know the other clan won't call a bunch of zerkers and tanks when they start losing (or even when they aren't losing) and claim a win. So, good luck with your little fire. I'm sure while Mm is roasting marshmallows, Foe and Eop will be having fun. EoP and FOE will fight each other out-opted, but won't fight anyone else out-opted. There will come a time when you will get tired of fighting each other and your members will start to leave. I personally know a few people from each clan that are leaving because of all the running and ******** in the first place. So, by all means keep fighting each other. You're only helping MM because for every saturday and sunday you spend in Clan Wars, that frees up both days for us to obtain delicious loot from other clans which have the balls to fight us.

it will be nice to have some clean competition i like you tom but im affraid there wont be any clean competition if any at all for mm, its an unfortunate situation eh. If you were more subtle with the spies and didnt hop with us every world and then didnt attempt to ddos our ts everytime u get within a few mini maps, then maybe that could happen. until then nop =] my leading has minimal effect on foe, the members keep us one of the top contenders, untouched p2p matched preps, one of the best p2p mini warring clans, the best and most active community by far both ts and forums and in game. lol, sorry scott but so long as we have all them things from our members alone something mm has never nor will ever have Foe will stay right where they are regardless of what one person does within foe. I can personally vouch for far greater committment from the MM members. Coming from a person who has past experience in dominating your clan week in week out until the point of near extinction as well as being around for plenty of summers and accurately predicting which clans will flourish and which will fall each summer, I can tell you right now that you will not end MM's reign. I know exactly what you're trying to do anyway to make us slump; after all it's extremely obvious. Starve MM of action unless it is being teamed against, amirite? Well Walli, you've warned us that you will make us slump when you finish pre-school this year, now it's my turn for a warning. Every time you run from us and try to starve us from action, every time you crash us, every time you team with your ass-pirate friends and every time you post fake information on your topics to try and gain publicity you'll just be throwing more fuel on the fire. Take it from me, you don't want to get burned. It's your choice Walli.

You've led foe to the point of extinction. Until you retire the only way foe is going is downwards.

they're too scared to declare :s about once a month a rank of theirs will pm us asking "if we'd accept", we respond with the usual "yes any time as long as you declare officially on our forums with rules/time/etc" then their ranks say "ok we're definitely going to discuss it with our leadership" AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENS WTF We want a war too, but its not #1's job to declare on #2, its the other way around. i understand they are scared to declare, but why are you scared to declare on them? its not like it matters whether 2 has to declare on 1 or the way around #1 doesnt delare idiet nah you are scared of eop lmao, wars arent held for the #1, its about the fun if you think otherwise, your clan stands for ...odd values MM has nothing to prove, and a lot to loose if EOP somehow takes a win. So there is no point going out of our way to declare on them, however we would gladly accept a challenger for our #1 spot. Oh and full outs are for who is #1, wilderness fights/weekend trips are for fun. Yep...Pure world is officially garbage. herp derp we want to war them so badly, but since we're self proclaimed #1 we won't declare. we're not scared though it's just not our job. ****'s ridiculous. If someone is talking crap to you just take them out. You have no legitimate excuse to not declare on them if you keep begging them to declare on you. They probably won't even accept. And if they do? You get to beat the **** out of them. 100% agree

Please, most pirates clans don't even kick their members for teleporting when clear evidence is shown; never mind ddosing.

2 kills 0 deaths. Not bad considering FOE crashed after 5 seconds of each fight.

Because MM's topic is claiming no wins but telling the truth. EoP's is claiming all wins but talking more **** than Karl Pilkington. Anything to prevent the inevitable slump.

I found it funny yesterday when EOP were sat in single telling their members that MM had HF close. WHEN REALISTICLY HF WERE IN P2P LOL

Gj EoP and nice attempt CP.

Epidemic

Wrong Epidemic was the undisputed best clan at crash & cluster wars

In no particular order Bob Plode IVP Jib Charlie Prateek Ben Dave Roz Bonesaw (he can ******* 1 hit people man) Substitutes: Goop Qxz k0ed Qxz Will|Turb Zo Chain Eat D4rk B0w Adampoon SPW Yaspoutin Kasey

Gdz is possibly the easiest place to return to in the whole wilderness. Good place would be the tree next to spider hill where all the main wars take place. Means that one team gets gdz to return to, one gets the river system at mossies etc or even mage bank.

Gj EoP. Hate that some of your members are implying that MM were ddosing your ts. Anyone with half a brain cell would realise that neither clan has anything to do with the recent ts ddosing spree.

Its a fable about some jew who never existed and was his own father. Anyway he ended up committing suicide to avoid taxes (crafty jews) then came back to life 3 days later. So yeah, now old people with an imaginary friend called jeebus or something celebrate easter and hope it is the SECOND COMING when there was really not even a FIRST COMING. true story im atheist.

nop

Will you see us next weekend though? Or will you just run and hide again? The fact that we made EOP scared to step foot in the same world as us is more satisfying than any win.

Got to say, you have a lot of pictures depicting absolutely nothing at all. I generally just look at pics to get the gist of how clan events went, but all your pictures show is just your members. I sincerely hope your actual trip was better than the evidence of how your trip went.

GJ MM. Sorry I wasn't there, still haven't got my comp back. Should be back on Monday though.

No, it's not. You're an idiot for even thinking that. 4 years ago there was no where near as much flaming as there is now; only small parts when really intense rivalries broke out. The clan world was much better back then and much more fun than it is nowadays. Flaming is completely ruining the pure clan world. @EOPCUHH - read up, you and your flaming buddies are one of the reasons that this game is ****.

They only have more opts because they've been mass recruiting. They don't even have a trial period for new recruits. You can tell by how many new MM "members" there are in their clan that haven't even made 5 posts on their forums and haven't even been a part of their forums for a month. How the **** can you talk? Seriously though...