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Today, the Enemian's were keen to prove that last weeks poor pull was just a blip due to many of our members having more important things to do. We did just that by rallying 48 of the elite RuneScape warriors, peaking at 51 throughout our 2 hour trip. Our raging masculinity was thrusting hard against our Adamant Plateskirts in anticipation of what was to be an epic trip.
Enemy's Cluster!
We got word that several nations were participating in acts of war against each other. Not wanting to let our muscular bodies go to waste, we hopped in and found Chaotic, Hostility and Excel fighting each other at hills. Not settling for mere murder, we decided to commit genocide on these three clans, clearing up anyone who was foolish enough to stand in our path. After this, we got word that PoP were in another world, so without banking/ getting pray, we hopped out in search of them.
Enemy Vs Plague of Pures/ Corrupt Pures
As soon as we initiated the fight with PoP, we got word that Corrupt Pures had hopped in and were readying their desperate attempt at beating us by crashing our fight. Knowing they were going to do this, we quickly cleared up PoP and awaited CP. True to our spy's word, CP rushed in expecting to clear up our remains without much effort. Unfortunately for CP, they were far away from Moss Giants at this point and it is common knowledge that every step further away from Mossies CP goes, the weaker they get. With the loot of 4 clans in our inventories, we made quick work of the crashers and were clearly dominating the fight before some buttpirates sailed in to intervene.
Enemy Vs Eruption of Pures/ Zenith
Our scouts told us that the aforementioned buttpirates had just initiated a fight with Zenith. With revenge in our hearts and the threats of [Z]Zack ringing in our ears, we rushed in and immediately caused Zenith to evacuate the battlefield. At this point, we turned our attention on EoP and began forcing them. As each second passed EoP got further North. We got so far north that the weather turned to snow and the oxygen began wearing thin. At this point, Z re-entered the fight and CP showed their faces, ensuring that we had to re-group in single. Just as we were about to re-rush, we got word that some fairies had crashed, so we thought it would be best to leave them be. Fairies are an angry bunch!
Enemy Vs Zenith/ Eruption of Pures
Whilst in hot pursuit of our moss-covered friends CP, we were rushed by the Army of Zenith; apparently raging at our previous actions. We held our ground and began ripping in to Zenith with our scims, getting quite a lot of ko's. Before the fight could be properly shaped, the buttpirates made another appearance by crashing from the North. The Enemians retreated to single in order to gather our wits whilst Z/EOP were still slugging it out. Once again, just as we were about to re-rush some pink fairies showed up, excreting fairy dust from their collective ****' whilst killing everybody. We decided not to kill the fairies today.
Enemy Vs Fatality/ Eruption of Pures
Whilst patiently waiting for another hit, we saw the buttpirates from earlier rushing towards us. However, they were not rushing us to kill us, but to escape from fatality. Not wanting to be hit in single, we rushed south where only Fatality followed. We valiantly held our ground and began killing some FI, looking like we were completely dominating the fight. At this point, EoP re-rushed the fight from the south, causing the Enemians to retreat North. Once we had re-grouped, we entered the fight again and began feasting on Fatality. At one point it looked like FI had been cleared, but Fatality are known for being magnificent returners and in the end they finished us off. Thanks for the fight FI.
Enemy vs Corrupt Pures
Wanting one last piece of action before ending, we got word that CP were recharging their batteries with the new Moss Giant + battery charger. We hopped into their world and expected to rush them in single. However, surprisingly CP rushed us at vents. Not only was this move surprising, but it was also extremely foolish. We just spent this 10 minute return fight killing CP and taking their loot, until finally we got bored and decided to hop out.
A fantastic trip for the Enemians today. It was a truly wonderful experience peaking at over 50 once again. Thank you to every single Enemian today for turning up and listening to that horrid rendition of "Call Me Maybe?" by Blackman and Drawdee. I'd also like to thank the most dominant clan in RuneScape history (Intense Redemption) for giving us many laughs when we had no action.