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Today, a new era of Enemy has begun. As the olympic flame slowly withers away for another four years, an even more impressive torch was being freshly lit deep within the caverns of the Enemian kingdom. Our march was successful, our pride intact and our scimitars raised. Today, Enemy left Edgeville with 40 brave warriors, peaking at 45 throughout our trip. On a side note, this is my (Scott) first topic since my return, so I will try to make it enjoyable. I will bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses, leading you into a theatre of dreams within the confines of your own thoughts.
Enemy Vs Zenith/ Exiled Force
Our focus today was going to be on the self-proclaimed '#1 MPC', otherwise known as the Army of Zenith. With them firmly intertwined with the muscular bodies of EF, we knew that both clans would be vulnerable. As we pulled our tightened bowstrings back and released, our speeding arrows pierced the sweating flesh of both nations armies as they began rushing for the hills. Many of them found safety with the giants of the moss variety, but for the unfortunate few... Life was short.
Enemy Vs Zenith/ Corrupt Pures
Once again, our scopes were firmly focused on the heads of the Zenithians as we used our level 99 hunters to track their whereabouts throughout the vast entirety of the wilderness. We finally caught up to them below vents and followed them to the corp. We had word of their sneaky plan to invite the foreigners from Hostility into the battle. However, their modern communication method of the tin can telephone seemed to malfunction, causing Hostility to log into the wrong world and allowing Enemy to destroy Zenith. Just as Z were 6 feet under, our old foe's CP rushed in looking to claim a cheap win.
Unfortunately for them, we had lost nobody to Zenith so simply pulled south and began destroying them. 10 seconds into the fight CP realised they stood no chance and left the battlefield. Thanks for showing up guys!
Enemy Vs Zenith
Disheartened and disgruntled, the Army of Zenith slowly ambled around the wilderness with their heads tucked betwixt their knees. Unfortunately for them, this caused them to not see our oncoming rush as we took out a large number of them near GDS. We spent the next few minutes hopping around following Zenith, clearing up any unfortunate soul who decided to stay at the trip. Shortly after this, Z ended.
Enemy Vs Eruption of Pures/ Hostility
Our vast legion of scouts informed us that an epic battle was ensuing between EoP and MM, and in an attempt to boost their KDR Hostility were sniping returners. Not wanting HI to ruin a great fight, the noble men from Enemy hopped over and attempted to target Hostility. However, by the time we got there MM had annihilated EoP and focused on Hostility. Unfortunately for EoP, their remaining ~20 people ran straight into us and allowed us to anally probe them several times with our genetically aggrandized fists of fury.
To end our trip, we ran into Hostility and destroyed them, following them accross several worlds before leaving them to end in peace.
Early KDR:
(Not sure about later KDR yet, will update with it)
A very successful trip for Enemy today. We are slowly but surely progressing which is the best way to do it. Autumn (fall for Americunts) is coming.