All through this week the clans we compete with have been running their mouths and talking **** because of our low pull and supposed 'slump' last week. So today we went ******* hammer on the haters, like the e-thugs we are. We entered the wilderness with 34 loot hungry pixel warriors, peaking at 37 strong pink cape ballas. This topic contains the truth, nothing but the truth and only the truth. To all the clans we bullied this weekend; don't step in front of the Purple Swag Train and you won't get ran the **** over.
We would also like to add that we have joined the anti addy movement realizing that we were wrong in taking the 'if you can't beat them join them' stance cause we proved today that we can obviously beat them with robes. Thanks WAR and Ch for the inventories full of your green armours :D
Exiled Force vs Malice vs Chaotic vs WAR
We started off the day asking every clan we compete with for a run in, they all declined. So hungry for loot and action we decided to do a bit of crash and smash. We scouted out M fighting WAR at gap. Our scout told us Malice was regrouping at greaters, but he said there was still ~30 of them north of gap. This confused us.... so we rushed greaters cleared it in under 5 seconds, then pushed westward for the gap.
We saw the astounding amount of adamant and realized this was Chaotic wearing M's capes. So we quickly cleared them with ease grabbed our loot and got a regroup on the piper. Seconds later a bunch of kids in addy rushed, this was WAR, we got our 'idiot' spams up and pushed them down binding and owning all that tried to escape.
EF Starting: 34
Malice Starting: 27
Chaotic Starting: ~25
WAR Starting: 20
EF Ending: 34
Malice Ending: 0
Chaotic Ending: 0
WAR Ending: 1 escaped.
Exiled Force Vs Elimanation
We heard our old rivals EO had reopened. So even though they had a ~10 pull or something we decided to stop by and say wassup. We scouted them DD'ing for a PKRI so we quickly hopped, killed every one of them within .5 seconds and looted the addy and mith.
EF Starting: 35
EO Starting: 10
EF Starting: 35
EO Ending: 10 in edgeville regearing
Exiled Force Vs Negative Vs Repulsive
We scouted our old allies Repulsive at sperm hill anticipating a fight. As we were hopping and running down, we saw the singlehoppers hitting the fight before us. Screams of happiness and thrill filled our Ventrilo as Negative had finally left single. But doing what they have been doing for 4 weeks they ran as soon as they saw pink capes. We quickly smashed them focusing our attacks on the kiddos in green. They tried their best to run, but they failed. Thanks for the goodies.
EF Starting: 37
R Starting: ~20 Not sure, need confirmation
Negative Starting: ~30
EF Ending: 37
R Ending: 0
Negative Ending: 2 that ran all the way to lumbridge they were so scared.
Exiled Force Vs The Hatred
We scouted TH fighting M at corp, so we hopped. By the time we showed up TH had won the fight, so we ran into them head on as they were walking down. 2 loots for the price of one.
EF Starting: 34
TH Starting: ~20
EF Ending: 34
TH Ending: 5 in single
Exiled Force Vs Repulsive
We put a spy into R on friday, we were allies previous to this. But one of their leaders and a few of their members decided to claim they used us and that we were a **** clan. So we used them for some free loot. They were DD'd at furnace, they realized the purple swag train was coming to town and tried to run but our binds were too powerful for them and they were easily cleared. Special thanks to Unicorn235209 for fueling our fire.
EF Starting: 32
R Starting: 17
EF Ending: 32
R Ending: No one was spared.
Exiled Force Vs WAR Vs Malice
We found WAR fighting Malice at hills. So we quickly rushed in pushed them to single in less then 2 seconds maybe 3 not sure. We rested on the hill waiting for them to 'team on crash' and they did. It didn't work and they ended up filling our inventories.
EF Starting: 30
Malice Starting: ~25
WAR Starting: ~20
EF Ending: 28
Malice Ending: 5 in single?
WAR Ending: 0, we targetted the mains first.
Exiled Force Vs Malice
We heard Malice had defeated EoP 25 vs 85, so we decided to rain on their parade. We caught them walking down out of run and sniped out the ~15 members. We had a BS fest and ended after this, iSlow Burnz was the victor.
EF Starting: 25
Malice Starting: 15
EF Ending: 25
Malice Ending: 1 Inu tele'd.
Video:
Quality is ****, Music quality is ****. Blame Trile, still shows every bit of ownage though :D
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Thanks for all the loot today, next week accept our RIs please. Love to do this again sometime soon.
inb4allofnegativepostsclaimingtheinformationisfalseandthatwelieabouteverything
Now that Trent leads on a 1 def account what is your excuse Maf/Andy/Willy?