OIdwildy Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 How much wood would Malice chop if Malice would chop wood? While anxiously waiting for our Citadel to upgrade, our slave laborer Inu gave us a few minutes of rest. Our hatchets had become dull, and we had no one rooting for us anymore. (get it?) What to do, what to do? "What did we do before that Clan Citadel update?" A lone voice asked. -"I think we used to swing our blades at each other!" A Malician shouted. "We could destroy some clans!" A little girl replied. And so it was done. Today, Team #WhaleJimmy went out and had some fun. Our minds were set on woodcutting, our hearts with Inu forever, but our Body fiercely set upon the destruction of Inferior Men, foolish enough to dare challenge #Wonderland. Round 1: Now, I don't know what happened here. Maybe it was our rusty skill, maybe some of our members forgot to unequip their hatchets? Bottom line? We got harpooned. We got harpooned harder then A baby whale surrounded by Forks. It was a sad day for Mankind, and many Whales were heard crying as Jimmy fell into the ocean. 0-1 Malice Starting opts: 6 Malice Ending opts: 0 Round 2: Forced on the defence, our spirits were low. The morale was absent and our eyes were filled with tears. Tears for Jimmy. But the Gods answered our prayers. An inventory filled with Anchovy Topped Pizzas and a bucket of Swordfish was all Jimmy needed to return to Wonderland. Many Harpoons were swung, many forks were stabbed but Jimmy did not falter. A hug here, a hug there, Tanked till out and Wonderland was one again filled with hopes, dreams and joyful underaged teen girls, willing to do Everything for some horny Nerds. What more could we ask for? 1-1 Malice Starting opts: 6 Malice Ending opts: 4 Round 3: But the battle was far from over. The tirrany of our opponents were felt in our hearts. (I hope that by now, It is getting obvious that I have no clue whatsoever what clan we were fighting) They dared Mock us and get a 1-1 for bragging rights? This round could not be over until we destroyed every fibre of their Dragonhide Spiked bodies. Ah, the whale was once again first pile. With only dry land surrounding, it fell on the cold, dry floor with a loud bang. But still, as Jz said; Cute Tank OIdwildy. Needless to say, the death of this whale was more then enough to send the rest of Wonderland off with only one thing on their mind: Revenge. 2-1 Malice Starting opts: 6 Malice Ending opts: 4 Gf My mighty, anonymous opponents. May our blades clash once again, in a not too distant future. Disclaimer; A shoutout to my homies from Zenith. Lawson #1 Leader Apps are open -Proud to have been a member of Enigma -Proud to have been a member of Negative since 23-1-2011 -Proud to have been Malice in Wonderland since 17-7-2011 -Proud to be #NME. Last clan I'll rock since 8-9-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluxy Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Im confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyIbeat Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Get back to history lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lm Marty Bro Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 i lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudo Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 alot of wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feelthef1re Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 all of that wood XD Corrupt Pures Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIdwildy Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 Get back to history lesson. No u. -Proud to have been a member of Enigma -Proud to have been a member of Negative since 23-1-2011 -Proud to have been Malice in Wonderland since 17-7-2011 -Proud to be #NME. Last clan I'll rock since 8-9-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easts Baws Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Hmm Gj i was there :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIdwildy Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 Hmm Gj i was there :) Does this mean we fought EoP? -Proud to have been a member of Enigma -Proud to have been a member of Negative since 23-1-2011 -Proud to have been Malice in Wonderland since 17-7-2011 -Proud to be #NME. Last clan I'll rock since 8-9-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inu Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 What kinda teacher are you Proud Founder of Carpediem Proud Founder of Hysteria Proud Leader of Malice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebin Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 gj.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIdwildy Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 What kinda teacher are you The good kind. Wouldn't you guys LOVE to have me as your teacher? I swear to God I **** around so much. -Proud to have been a member of Enigma -Proud to have been a member of Negative since 23-1-2011 -Proud to have been Malice in Wonderland since 17-7-2011 -Proud to be #NME. Last clan I'll rock since 8-9-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Su lc l De Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Malice #1 <3 #FREESTEEZ #TEAM-WALLI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skillzy Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 So much effort for a miniwar topic that I feel obligated to say congratulations. Oldwildy #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIdwildy Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 So much effort for a miniwar topic that I feel obligated to say congratulations. Oldwildy #1 Just because of that we won't crash you this saturday. -Proud to have been a member of Enigma -Proud to have been a member of Negative since 23-1-2011 -Proud to have been Malice in Wonderland since 17-7-2011 -Proud to be #NME. Last clan I'll rock since 8-9-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skillzy Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 So much effort for a miniwar topic that I feel obligated to say congratulations. Oldwildy #1 Just because of that we won't crash you this saturday. lol :wub: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulshock Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I wasn't there but gj on the win Spend more time helping me get post count than doing fancy mini topics. i dont need a signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIdwildy Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 Making topics is my +1 gift to the world. -Proud to have been a member of Enigma -Proud to have been a member of Negative since 23-1-2011 -Proud to have been Malice in Wonderland since 17-7-2011 -Proud to be #NME. Last clan I'll rock since 8-9-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRAKEE Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 So in the end did Jimmy get saved? :ph34r: Ex-Ef Experienced Member Ex-Zenith Member Current: NME <3 Owning since...ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIdwildy Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 So in the end did Jimmy get saved? :ph34r: That is a whole other story... inb4 next topic. -Proud to have been a member of Enigma -Proud to have been a member of Negative since 23-1-2011 -Proud to have been Malice in Wonderland since 17-7-2011 -Proud to be #NME. Last clan I'll rock since 8-9-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carns Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 lol topics like this make my <3 Malice even more :) Ex - Experienced Member Of Carnage Proud Founder & Leader Of Massacre Ex - Council Of New Pure Order Proud Elite Of Hazard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIdwildy Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 lol topics like this make my <3 Malice even more :) Lets merge and call ourselves [M] -Proud to have been a member of Enigma -Proud to have been a member of Negative since 23-1-2011 -Proud to have been Malice in Wonderland since 17-7-2011 -Proud to be #NME. Last clan I'll rock since 8-9-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carns Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 lol topics like this make my <3 Malice even more :) Lets merge and call ourselves [M] ill take it into consideration ;p Ex - Experienced Member Of Carnage Proud Founder & Leader Of Massacre Ex - Council Of New Pure Order Proud Elite Of Hazard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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