Scott

Without massive expectations for this trip, the sexiest Enemians left Edgeville with around 40 people, peaking at 46 throughout what proved to be one of the best trips we've had in a while. Here is our version of todays proceedings. Enjoy! Todays Video: Will be up soon Enemy Vs Excel Our first fight of the day came at the expense of Excel who were tired of being smacked around week after week by us. As the air around us turned sour with the smell of fresh idiots, we knew xL were close by. From the shadows, they charged. Whilst Scott held off the monstrous God-King Hon0r, the rest of the Enemians began wreaking havoc upon the legions of xL members, allowing no prisoners to be taken and slaughtering everyone in their wake. Soon after, only Hon0r remained on the battlefield. Scott raised his hand and viciously swiped it down upon the face of Hon0r. That will surely go down in history as the most humiliating ***** slap ever. Without delaying the inevitable much longer, Scott thrust his blade deep into the heart of Hon0r while the supernatural residents of the ghost hut looked on in fear. Enemy Vs We Are Royalty Our second fight of the day was rather unexpected. Amidst the initial confusion of whom exactly had rushed us, we regained our bearings and starting piling what turned out to be members of WAR. With superior numbers, we quickly took control of the fight and ended up slaying each and every member of WAR that dared to oppose us, finishing the fight off rather quickly. We also managed to get away from the battlezone just as IR/HI/Z were ready to crash Enemy Vs Zenith/ We Are Royalty We ran into our good friends Zenith around the Lava Gap and began dominating the fight right from the off, pushing and pulling our foe's all over. Upon WAR's crash, the fight had moved close to the Greater Demons and Zenith decided to bail back to the Lava Gap whilst the brave Enemians turned around and began laying into WAR. We quickly finished off the crashers and left before more crashers could join in on the action (EOP). Enemy Vs Intense Redemption Whilst wandering around and minding our own magnificent business, we came across a terrifying howl of "ZOOOOOOOO" which seemed to be getting closer and closer to us. Eventually, Intense Redemption came into sight and smashed right into our anti-dragon shields. Once again, we quickly took control of the fight by killing their 4 members in monk robes then focusing on the other 30 in adamant armour. Their shiny green armour could not contribute to their inevitable downfall as we towered over them and reduced them to nothing but rubble and dust. Enemy Vs Hostility After logging in to a random world where two clans appeared to be having some sort of friendly kerfuffle, we found Hostility in close proximity to us. We turned on the swag and showboated our way to an emphatic victory over Hostility, losing no-one whatsoever. However, most of the Hostility members managed to scurry away from us and into the safety of the Moss Giants. Enemy Vs Zenith Whilst on the same inventory of food from the previous two fights, we ran in to Zenith just north of the Spider Village. The fight seemed to go on for an age without much happening, until those pink, girly Mayhem Makers rushed in and ended the fight as both clans ran South. During the whole fight, Enemy lost a maximum of two people as shown by the picture (below) which was taken just as MM charged in. Enemy Vs Hostility/ Fatality Still on the same inventory from the previous three fights, we logged back in and found Hostility straight away. Our gravity-defying arrows and extremely sharp scimitars proved far too much for Hostility and their green-tinted armour as we swept over them like a horrible plague. As soon as Hostility had fallen, a huge wave of green swarmed the battlefield. At first, we thought a mighty green caped clan was rushing us but then we realised the green was coming from the adamant armour weilded by Fatality, glinting in the moonlight. We fought back for a while but Hostility had returned and were sniping the Enemians. We also realised that EoP were logging in south and would rush the fight very soon. Therefore, we bailed to single and logged out. Enemy Vs Excel As most clans had already ended, we hopped to world 57 in the hope of finding some action before we ended. Fortunately for us, we hopped directly in on the top of a small amount of xL members. Before they knew what had happened, they were all bowing before our might. Thank you to every Enemy member for turning up today and helping us have a truly epic trip. Good fight to every clan we fought today and we look forward to more fights in the future. Here are todays pictures:

Honestly, I very much doubt it. Rather than making people want to train their accounts legit, the bot nuke has just influenced people to either stop training and quit altogether or buy accounts. Either way, I don't see any particularly "fresh" low level clans opening up any time soon. Would be refreshing to see it happen though and anybody considering opening up a low levelled clan I implore you to do so. What would be excellent to see, however, would be more clans opening with 1-20 defence requirements or 1-10 defence requirements. Would help the community so much as from my own, humble experience; most of the people with 30 defence+ seem to be near-brain dead.

Unfortunately, the only time we can correctly refer to a pure fight nowadays is when NME fights MM.

Guess what day it is. You know what happened the last 2 weeks on this day :thumbsup: . We killed you. Over and over again.

It will be over when I decide so.

haha, does anyone remember that time when

hehehehe

Things like this should have it's own section because it's not a pure war until MM rushes in. Nevertheless, good job and congrats on the win.

I believe an idiot purge is in order. I mean honestly, what the **** is "doe"? Why are you calling everyone a female deer?

question answered close the thread. ban evader caught close the thread. `Pure is ****

shutthefuckuperp

I wasn't thinking that.

Lol... I think most people prefer F2P to P2P. It's select clans that don't. Besides, F2P is more important that P2P in the overall scheme of things.

Good job girls!

bump because i can

hahahahahahahah xl gj ef :)

Seems like I'm the best drinker on Pure Warfare. Won Pub Golf on my own tonight. Who's mad?

challenge acceprrrredrerrr

Ooooooh yeahh baby yeahhhhhh

I'd edit the topic to edit any wrong names, but it seems to **** up as soon as I click the edit button so I'm not gonna risk it

Forums are ******* up something wicked for me

Was fun... I'll add the vid to topic now.

After a week full of successful preps, hype topics and an unfortunate promise which resulted in a hilarious course evaluation topic for our very own Jimmy, Enemy set out from Edgeville with a magnificent 54 people. Todays Video: Enemy vs Strike Force Our first fight of the day came at the expense of Strike Force. Unfortunately for them the blood-thirsty warriors from the Republic of Enemy were starved of action due to the fact that most clans were still massing (20 minutes longer than usual). Our arrows rained down upon their ranks and our scimitars sliced through their armour like a hot knife through butter. The blood of the innocent had been spilled. Enemy's Clusterfuck So we got word that **** was going down somewhere in Gielinor, so we decided to show our fearsome faces on the battlefield. With the recent excellent victories over the might xL tucked safely beneath our belts, we charged the battlefield. Our legions of vicious magi shot spells at the retreating horde of enemies, binding their feet to the earth and allowing our warriors the opportunity to slay them. The battlefield became messy with the warrious of five different nations: Enemy, Hostility, Enormity, The Corrupt Ones and The Last Pures. Because of this, the Enemians retreated from the battlefield momentarily, only to regain our prayer points and quickly rejoin. Upon re-entering the battle it seemed that only TLP were left. We rushed into them and quickly eliminated their remaining forced from the warzone. After banking our delicious loot, we re-entered the wilderness and walked around for what seemed to be hours. Throughout our perilous journey we made many pit-stops. One of these that consistently seemed to re-occur came in the form of Drunkin R2h and his army. Rather than pking today they seemed to be enjoying a leisurely Moss Giant killing trip. Kudos on your successful trip guys, I heard many a spinach roll was consumed. Enemy vs Mayhem Makers We were confident. Perhaps too confident. We were strolling around the wilderness as if the day was already done. Perched high up in the mountains was a muscle-bound man dressed entirely in pink. He staired down upon us with anger in his eyes and an insatiable hunger in his stomach. This was Meklomaniac - the devourer of worlds. On his command the mighty-men in pink dropped down on us from above; hitting us completely by suprise. We managed to slay a few of their warriors initially, but alas the fearsome Meklomaniac proved too much for the Enemians to handle. In the absence of Scott whom was dealing with CP in single, the Makers of Mayhem defeated Enemy. Enemy vs Excel It was time. After undergoing successful spinal surgery throughout the week, Hon0r was once again able to lead his troops without the aid of a wheelchair or even a mobility scooter. Surely xL were once again undefeatable? The rejuvenated warriors from xL rushed the Enemian army whilst in single, hoping that their almighty leader would be able to destroy Enemy one-by-one. Unfortunately for the hopes of xL; the first person that God-King honour ran into was the mighty Scott, fresh from eliminating CP from Gielinor on his own. In fear, Hon0r dropped his weapons and fell to his knees. However, Scott showed no mercy for his fallen adversary and lifted him high above his head - almost folding him in to two pieces. A crack as loud as a lion's roar was heard as Hon0r's spine was once again shattered. Upon seeing the pile of loot that the army of xL once called their leader, they fled the battlefield in sheer horror. The battle had been won for the forces of good once again! Enemy vs Fatality + Excel Without an able-bodied leader, xL had to seek solace within the ranks of another clan. They chose Fatality. Completely by accident, the ferocious Enemians ran straight into this new alliance and began to decimate them. Unfortunately, before the fight could be concluded those pesky Last Pures crashed! Why you make us sadface? :( Enemy vs Corrupt Pures Our last fight of the day involved Drunk and his followers who had finally finished their Moss Giant slayer task. They told us to defend at the chaos dwarves and being the top blokes that we are; we obliged. Rather suspiciously, the Mayhem Makers managed to rush us before CP. Some of us managed to log out but a lot died. We hopped to another world; quickly followed by CP so we decided to rush them anyway. With low opts, prayer and food we didn't have much of a chance and CP were in clear control of the fight when Zenith crashed. Gf chaps. I'd like to thank everyone for showing up today and for those of you than don't know yet, Jimmyree from NME promised to post an embarrasing course evaluation (written by yours truly) if we managed to pull 50. And we did! Heres what he had to post:

Today: MM FOE EOP TLP NME Z/CP HI FI

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