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#Malice | Site | Memberlist Malice’s PK trip started off in a more formal manner with the holy unity of our very own Consul, Eph (Pierz), and the graceful The Big Abo (Chelsea-Ann). The marriage of Pierz and his beloved wife Chelsea-Ann struck the hearts of millions of viewers and critics are saying that the Malice-hosted event rivaled the glamour and popularity of Britain’s Royal Wedding. We wish you all the best, newlyweds, and hope that once the paparazzi have died down you’ll be able to enjoy a beautiful honeymoon under 4 eyes alone! Naturally, afterwards when we went out into the vast wilderness we were with high spirits and hearts bonded by the marriage. malice vs Repulsive On the way to fight negative, with whom we had agreed to have a battle atop the hills south of the Lava Gap, we stumbled upon a clan in yellow capes with low opts. As you may have guessed by the label placed directly above this block of text, said clan turned out to be repulsive. With around 20 or so Members we were able to quell the small - yet potent - force of repulsive’s 10 members. We did not bother to stop for an opt-check at the end of this battle, though we do know that repulsive made the commendable achievement of killing at least our primary two callers with the few resources they had. malice vs Negative By the time we lay the last repulsive member to ash our two fallen leaders managed to walk up and reunite with the main group. We deemed ourselves ready to battle negative and without further adieu marched northwards to the scorched soil that marked the approaching bodies of lava. Sure enough, negative was already waiting for us at the top of the hill. The battle moved at a fast pace and essentially came down to controlling the mound at which negative had been defending. Eventually, Malice proved to be the victor. Thanks for the fight, negative, it is seldom that one has the opportunity to confront another entity without interference or any other sort of imbalance. malice vs the Masses Upon hearing of a cluster supposedly happening near the piper, Malice decided to hop to the given world with inventories lacking food and prayer gauges at 0. In the best case scenario, we would be mopping up a few scattered clans and in the worst case scenario, we would be enjoying a quick trip to the bank. A little bit of both happened, really. After killing a few the hatred members hiding in the thickets north of the ruins we were attacked by control from the east and saw a different clan entirely coming from the south-west. Few of us survived the onslought of the three clans with the minimal provisions we had remaining from the fights before, though we had fun while it lasted. malice vs Exiled Force With 25 members left we asked both chaotic and eternal force for a pre-organized confrontation. By the time that the gears were set in motion for a fight against eternal force at the ruins, our numbers had dwindled to 21 on the account of several sleepyheads going off to bed or gollywoggles like Inu, who had his router die on him. At a severe opt disadvantage; we knew that the chances were slim of successfully overcoming a predominantly defence-orientated pure clan. Our robes may have been susceptible to being torn to shreds, unlike the armour our opponents were adorning, but the determination and strength deep within our proud hearts allowed us to hold out for several waves of returners. We hope that all the clans we posed ourselves against had as much fun battling it out as we did. We’ll see you all tomorrow in P2P! Pictures and video coming soon!

I consider Malice waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when multi craters were around would to be one of my favourite oldschool clans

Chain always leaves a mess when he leaves a clan it seems. Love the guy, but he can take things too personally at times haha.

You expect me to be excited on a monday? What kind of person are you?

It's from Einsteins theory that if there is both a god and not a god, that there must be an equilibrium between good things happening to bad people and bad things happening to good people. goodpeople*badthings=badpeople*goodthings Our men are working on it, noble citizen. I don't see anybody saying there was? The question simply added the implication that for theories sake one must assume that there is an infinite number of stars.

DAY OF THE TENTACLE

I completely stopped using curse words 1 month ago

1. They're not fat, just big-boned 2. Sure why not 3. For those picking up their take-out 4. You'll probably trip over a pebble and split your skull on the sidewalk before you can come to any conclusions on that matter 5. If 50 years living in america can't make them lose their orientness i doubt that your little trick will. 6. Because they want the running kids (depicted on the sign) to slow down 7. Because baseball fans are slightly dim 8. It's a term that originated during the high levels of traffic before the phenomenal Rush concert of '98 Yes because jesus is almighty and no because he's almighty and can eat anything. He was too good for us and decided to leave the face of the pure planet. 1. Yes 2. Wear a jock strap When you become a member of malice and put in sufficient time and effort until the day you become Senator

If I lend you my ears and you sing me a song, can you please try not to sing out of key?

i dont care about joining clans I'm already in one

1. you have failed in succeeding to fail to succeed 2. yes, but for that you have to equip everybody with gravity boots and stand on the wall 3. in the auditorium 4. I'm.... I'm stumped. Just kidding of course, its because the inside of the tube is made of super super slippyslidey plastic yes because you didnt wanna go to the prom with us Being good at being bad is something to rejoice. 1. god boned his mom 2. im german, its best i stay neutral here 3. i do, question obsolete 4. he thought it would be a nice character building experience for you because he likes to feel important and make big moves you obviously entered the channel engaging in a conversation about team capes with the intention of starting a giant flame war, we just kindly gave you what you asked for 1. then the world would be equal to the square root of hoki multiplied by the constant poki added to the number of pures on runescape divided by the expansion rate of the universe 2. by definition, yes 3. he'd push the girl aside and spread his legs on the bed tummy down

I have an account I'm wondering whether to go 30 or 40 defence on, and I'm wondering which will be more effective for PKing in all scenarios and have a higher damage:combatlevel ratio. Everybody I've talked to so far is saying that 30 def is more 'pure', but idk, it's only 2 combat levels difference. Can anybody list me the benefits of each option?

RIP bonesaw

#malice: A step into the future, a walk into the unknown... A search for your inner self.

Oh ok I see how it is 1. If Pinocchio said his nose would grow it wouldn't happen immediately, but that fker is probably trying to warn us that he'll be lying about something in the near future. 2. I'd say yes since it has 2 common letters with the word "set" whereas the word no has none. 3. there may be an infinite number of stars, but there is space between the stars that outnumbers the stars' presence by a ratio of (infinite+1):infinite 4. harpoon guns make less noise than a normal gun, so I'd suggest a harpoon gun with a silencer. edit: forgot the vegie one 3.5 no man that's cannibalism

I'm suprised you think that we never have any trips when last week one of you asked us to help you vs FOE and EOP

Malice, as a clan with a high moral standard, is expected to make it to the next world during the Rapture. We will continue playing Runescape and representing Malice beside God on his cosmic spaceship. Iwis comes from Latvia and speaks almost no English. Through this I come directly to the conclusion that he most likely believed you to be offending his family as a result of miscommunication. I am sorry for this and hopefully somebody will one day unban you from #malice. This depends on ***** size and attractiveness. I would guess that you have neither of these, as your signature containing a utility vehicle used in heavy construction points to overcompensation. EDIT: @Alex We're holding onto those as a reward for our first trip with a pull of 100.

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Gotta admit that Syracuse is a pretty boss name. I respect your decision to lead Repulsive through the difficult times, but I myself would have taken the opportunity to pick out a better name for my clan haha :blush:

Yo Seany, my friend I heard you left your clan Your here to find a new one? Well I'll try and do what I can Lots of clans are open Now the wilds back Ill tell you what #malice has That all the others lack Friendship trust and honour Is what we represent We keep our standards high As we remember what they meant You may be getting bored now So I'll come to a brief end Let me ask you one last question One answers all I ask How many other leaders Have you ever seen That will write you a poem And treat you like a Queen?

reverse psychology at its finest B)

Malice will take part as long as it does not fall on a Sunday.

Have a little more self-confidence :thumbsup:

Holy cow, it seems all of the pure clan capes look the same. How boring.