RuneScape Pickup Lines

[Druzzy]

Post your RuneScape pickup lines, I know you have some!

 

Do you have 99 thieving? Because you stole my heart. (Tommy :))

 

Getting 99 prayer was worth it, because here you are!

 

I have 99 hunter because I've been stalking you for some time now.

 

Do you have 99 farming? Because you've got something of mine growing (XD)

 

I have 99 smithing, know what that means? That means I can bang long and good.

 

I have 99 agility... Nuff said.

 

Do you have 99 strength? Because I feel a strong connection between us!

 

I was training on hill giants today, but then I was thinking how much more I would like to be on your giant hills.

 

Do you have 99 mage? Because you have a spell on me!

[Alpha]

Do you have 99 str? I hope you can hold on while I clap dem cheaks.

[Su lc l De]

Do you have 99 Cooking? Cuz I'm Hungry

 

Do you have 99 Farming? You should plow me :D

 

(04:22:11) <@Al_p_h_a> Do you have 99 dung? Because I am going to pilfer your chamber of secrets.

 

^legend

[Alpha]

Do you have 99 construction? Cuz I am going to huff and puff and blow your....

[Druzzy]

Do you have 99 Flecting cause I... Oh wait, that's feltching I'm thinking of.

[Alpha]

Do you have 99 herb? Cuz Im 420 friendly and down to share.

[Druzzy]

You must have 99 Fire Making. Cause you making me hot baby

[Alpha]

Do you have 99 fishing? Ill cover you in lemon juice and eat your tuna surprise.

[Druzzy]

You give me a longsword

[Alpha]

You must have 99 crafting because your chiseled like a tranny.

[Druzzy]

Wait! You have 99 Herblore!? I think I may of drank 1 of your love potions.

[Su lc l De]

Lmao I love Druzzy and Alpha <3

[Druzzy]

GN PW :wub:

[aTommy]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Alpha]

GN PW :wub:

 

GN sweet prince

 

Do you have 99 prayer little boy? Cuz I am going to defile you in the chapel.

[Azrael]

GN PW :wub:

 

GN sweet prince

 

Do you have 99 prayer little boy? Cuz I am going to defile you in the chapel.

This is the reason I have 11 prayer.

[penguinz0]

I love this topic. MORE please.

[Alpha]

I hope you have 99 hunting... wouldn't want you to go **** Cheney on me.

[`Pure]

hey you play runescape? i'm going to rape you

[Pink]

hey you play runescape? i'm going to rape you

:no:

[Alpha]

oh baby, I'm gonna hotkey switch spec you til you squirt

[Mafia]

Are your trousers glitching or are you just happy to see me?

[-Taze-]

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[mace has a butterfree]

hey you play runescape? i'm going to rape you

[Alpha]

must be 94 mage to ride this stallion