Mayhem Makers Bring the Lube in F2P

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The date was the third. The month, July. The mission? Compile enough clips for a good "trip video"

 

The setting: the wilderness, modern times.

 

The plot? A lost group of men in Pink find fun with an array of random booty over a two hour period

 

The characters?

 

A mob of female pimps who are later found to be prostitutes in disguise......... Played by Final Ownage Elite

 

A lonely group of desolate older men otherwise known as pedophiles undercover, who seek out all types of children in the wilderness, all of whom struggle daily with symptoms of Erectile Disfunction, dressed in green and blue armor suits and cloaked in red....... Portrayed by Eruption of Pures

 

A traveling circus family of green circus clowns, led by a man who had "defended" himself from many "assaults" throughout his life and therefore "wields" multiple trojan-type "barriers" from others and therefore is looked down upon by all others in the wilderness, unadulterated by such "defences"......... The one, the only- Fatality

 

And finally, the antagonist (enemy to the Pink love seekers)............. Played perfectly by a group of "Corrupted" Pures

 

 

A group of mercenaries, fresh off their training duties at a place known as the Varrock Dummies, clothed in Pink raiment, decided to make a voyage into the ever-familiar location for such "videos"- The F2P Wilderness. They left with a group of roughly 75 men, later "peaking" at 80. Their targets? Pimps, old men, and circus freaks. They called themselves the Makers of Mayhem, and once inside their prey, they were known to never relent until they had either lived up to their name, or transferred some weird sort of disease. They were ready, and they were anxious.. For some ass.

 

 

 

They first found it north of the Ruins, past the thirtieth level of the wilderness. They were "in deep," and were prepared to "go hard."

 

The Opponent? Final Ownage Elite, a group of pkers who had been known to 'keep their pimp hand strong' when another clan was "in the mix." (Roughly 80 People)

 

Despite the blue caped pimps initial attempt to cover their identity with a wave of dollars thrown up in the air-

 

It was revealed that they were nothing but numbers, and not much at that. The Pink men quickly thrust their "scimitars" eastward, sinking into the wastes of the blue whores. After several pushes had been "called," the Pinkies realized that it was time to "finish" the fight, and so they went down on their foes, leaving them in a state of Edgeville-Extacy. The men of Mahatma walked down to the clan wars arena, and the final options were determined-

 

Pink Booty-seekers: 50-55

 

The Pure Prostitutes: 0

 

 

 

 

The temporary joy that had been previously seized by the Mayhem Makers quickly faded away, leaving the Pink Predators to find more "action" for their video. They did so quickly, with another run in with the Blue Brothel-employees at the obelisk in the eighteenth wilderness level. This fight ended fairly quickly, with the Pink spreading their legs, forcing away their partners towards the wilderness volcano.

 

(17:43:15) <Zany> lol

(17:43:16) <Zany> that went fast

(17:43:38) <@Meklomaniac> pwned idiot

 

MM Ending: A good amount

 

Final Ownage: Like not many in Bh.

 

 

 

After this, the Proffessional Pink ***** Predators continued their ravage-fest, seeking near and far for a location on several clans. One was soon found on an older crew, all of whom were struggling to "get it up," and I'm not talking about their opts.

 

It was north of the northern stairs of bounty hunter, east of the moss giants. The armor-clad cradle snatchers were seen within one-half screen of the Pink Makers. Immediately, idiots were mounted, and were ridden all the way into the Giant Men, where a good amount of "footage" was compiled.

 

Ending Opts?

 

MM- Same as starting, which was about 74.

 

EOP- Lost about 10, so 75-10 which is like ~ 65 I think.

 

 

Finally the Pink Men were starting to get what they needed, but they were by no means done yet. They pushed onwards to a "log in" inside clan wars, in a player-on-player world, a dangerous area which they were determined to make dangerous for their newly scouted opponent- A group of circus freaks, led by a rune-wearing level 99, hated by all except for his circus crew. Unfortunately for them, even his condom-resembling armor couldn't save them all. The Pinkies did work making all the mayhem they could, raping and harrasing all they could into multiple "combat" areas, where they were clan-banged.

 

By the end of it- It was clear

 

The Pink Men- Losing one notable, [Geo], who forgot that in combat he had to heal himself.. Had about the same as when they started.

 

The Green Fatality- All either logged, or died. So yea, like zero.

 

 

 

The fatal clowns-

 

 

Thought they were safe.

 

Little did they know, they couldn't escape from a force like this one.

 

 

 

They were spotted near stealing creations, and immediately the pink men made there way there, hoping this time for some anal-penetration. Indeed, they were led into the Fatality from behind, and they got a good amount from "behind," before it was over. They got "on top" of Fi's hill, and dominated anyone in sight. Needless to say, their Lord was Pleased.

 

 

 

Ending: Fatality had retreated/been killed.

 

Mayhem Makers: Had not.

 

 

 

And so here the Makers of Mayhem Makers found themselves, prepared for a battle against the Man-Eruption, ready for a fight of epic proportions, afraid of nothing. It was time for the finale, the climax, the part that everyone would skip to, keen to listen to the screaming extacy that was to be achieved by these pink men. The fight was organized, and the clash between the Kid Hunters and the Plethora of Pink began northeast of the Ruins.

 

It went a little something like this.

 

 

First: MM Pushed.

 

Then: EOP switched places with MM

 

Then:MM tried to push again:

 

Then: Out of nowhere, came the enemy of all, the bane of the Pure Warfare community on this seventh month of 2010, a force so vile, some might deem it rather "corrupt."

 

CP crashed from the south, sending MM to charge up towards the piper, ready to rest and re-rush, but indeed getting them separated from the actual fight. By the time most returners (including the author of this intricate topic) were back at the sight of the fight, everyone was gone except for their pink brethren.

 

Woe to you CP, and woe on you.

 

And thus concluded the finale of the trip. The Mayhem Makers had gone undefeated on the day, losing to no one except for their own thirst for more pleasure.. Pleasure that luckily for Speshls, had indeed been found in large quantities during that day's trip.. Pleasure that would be remembered for days to come on Pure Warfare.. A forums that indeed, was not ready for this topic.

 

 

Thanks for the fights everybody, except CP...

 

And a special thank you to anyone who actually read this far. Your attention span is clearly far better than mine could ever be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/fin

 

[Mark]

Good trip, nice topic Elmo :smile:

[LGeeZY]

nice ownage

[Speshls]

Oh god elmo what have you done!!!

[2pureblo0d2]

Nice job, mm sucks that cp crashed our run in.

[Ben√]

lmfao legendary topic

[Gack]

Lol, good fights all.

[lady gaga]

was a fun trip looking forward to next weekend. Good competition in F2P today.

[Final]

Did u think of this all by ur self?

 

damn.. write me a story

 

 

gj mm

[R4ng3 k03r51]

lmfao.

Nice job MM

I liked the words you used elmo, you should write a book sum day :D

Too bad cp crashed shame on them

[No Foemo]

rofl :teehee:

[Leech]

Nice attempt to make the topic funny

[-Toxine-]

we unexpectedly rushed your fight with like 10 people.

[Martin]

nice topic

[1st rang 2h]

epic topic made me lol irl read it all

[Jonty]

rofl

 

maliceforever<3

[Solo]

Lmfao, Epic topic. Nice job guys.

[Ex0tic X0x]

Weird topic lol but GJ

[U_Dr0p_Whip]

lelelelelel, epic topic.

[KJ`R4in F4ll]

gf i guess

[Goop]

Who needs lube :P?

[lady gaga]

Surprisingly funny topic. Worth the read for sure.

[come--restos]

I created a fuc'in acc here just to post in this EPIC Topic lol

It's just as it is, explained on the very detail.

I had my laugh, will foe-fi-cp-eop have theirs? I wonder

[S U W 0 0 P]

gj

[Jeebles]

was gud pk. these clans never give up, its almost inspiring.

 

MM #1

 

 

(insert large gap)

 

FI #2

 

EOP #3

 

---Begin med level clans here---

 

FO+CP+DP share rank #4 equally

 

better luck next week guys! i have some intel that IR may close into FI sometime soon.