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My Grandpa Farts in his sleep?

Father Justin

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Yesterday, my grandpa 78 years old, came from New york for the whole upcoming Christmas Break and he's been very paranoid ever since his wife died aka my Granny Willis.


So he's pretty scared that ghosts will come kill him in his sleep, so he asked me to sleep with him for the week and I did because I respect my elders and such so I was like ' alright it's only for a week, how hard can it be? '


When he went to sleep, and I came an hour later I was using my iphone and going on EOP forums/facebook/Incest tube at the moment. (I was under the blankets, because I'm used to sleeping like that)


Then all of a sudden I can feel his farts as he go's at it one by one after another!!!!!!


They smelled so bad, that I had to get another blanket and hibernate there for the rest of the night, or thats what I should've done earlier!!!


Even with my new blanket I still smelled the stench and I don't think I can take it anymore!!!!!!!!


Help, what should I do???????????????????? :unsure:



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It's worse what he posts on EoP Forums :|

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Azrael Warned on Feb 6 2012, 03:01 AM View Topic

Added to warn level: Did I just see a ***** made of adamant? I think so.

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