Tom

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Looks good but seems a slow process as its a long walk, is there something you can teleport to cooking guild with? (might want to add it to guide).

Haha thats pretty funny, the queen sure would want to see that!

#1. Brutality

First caught smoking weed, now this... Shocking. http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/news-ar...?storyid=142456 I laughed.

Dear Mrs. Fenton: Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below: MEMO: RE: Mr. Bill Fenton Complaints - Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in our store: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And; last, but not least! 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Hopefully you don't leave FOE when people start to leave them to. Welcome.

You have 40 replies because you're a girl.

Looked good, nice pulls from both. Shame you guys got a lot more in the 2nd and 3rd as the first looked sort of tight... Good job winning and good job CP on 1st and 3rd fights.

You do meet the reqs for Mayhem Makers and i would suggest joining, we are the top F2P pure clan and if thats what you enjoy heres the place to be. If you are looking for something other than that i'd suggest Malice.

MM + TLP Dv + E vs Cy + Cp + Ir - full out f2p

My favourite middle level clan, nice topic a bit too much text if you ask me though.

Your fault for 20 defence. They'd sell if you were 1 and wanted addy trust me.

More pictures please :) .

Look pretty intense but when you wield them they look so strange... (scim anyway).

Hello sailor!

Because they're the only real pure clan left, imo.

Sunday is 2nd August. Both fairly P2P orientated I want DP to win cause silvercooney is in them.

Never heard of South Parth.

Was pretty average, good job.

If i were the evil dictator to run MM i would single handedly ensure that we ruined each of your trips forcing you into closure. Your members said, 'Jibs was like' 'only get mm' 'off blue capes'. 'atleast this shows we have balls now'. Nice job none the less. To what Jib's said, you can not compete with us, you will never be able to compete with us on a full scale level. If you think you crashing our fights is bad i'm sure we can condure up something a lot worse for you.

I did and 10 are level 60+, epidemic rly is level 57 yet 20 defence. Look at the pictures yourself before you accuse me of talking ****.

You let in def? Interesting, very interesting indeed. Wouldn't say your #1 pure pking team then.

Although it says runescape, its probably rants as a whole, feel free to rant about whatever you like in the rants section.

Looks good.